I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it. Stephen Colbert
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The author of this book is no fan of books. He wants you to know that he wrote it, not because he loves books, but because he hates them. What makes the author no fan of books? He has a healthy skepticism about the printed word. He wants you to know that if you're reading this book, it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

Source: I Am America

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